Mr. Big: If-If Pottsylvania can't have the Upsidasium, nobody can.
Boris: You're absolutely right, Mr. Big.
Mr. Big: Of course I am.
Boris: Only one question.
Mr. Big: Yes?
Boris: Why do we want it?
Mr. Big: Didn't you read your instructions?
Boris: They were so secret, I had to burn them before I read them.