The Carol Burnett Show
CBS (ended 1978)
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Season 11
- Ep 24A Special Evening with Carol Burnett3/29/78
"The Family"''· "Mrs. Wiggins"''· "Charwoman"''· Highlights from the past 11 years''· Jimmy Stewart surprise cameo - Ep 23with Steve Lawrence and Bernadette Peters3/19/78
- Ep 22with James Garner, George Carlin, and Ken Berry3/12/78
- Ep 21with Betty White and Steve Martin3/5/78
'60's surfing movie spoof''· "The Family" - Ep 20with Steve Lawrence2/26/78
- Ep 19with Ken Berry2/19/78
- Ep 18with Natalie Cole and Ken Berry2/5/78
- Ep 17with Steve Lawrence and Captain and Tennille1/29/78
- Ep 16with Eydie Gorme1/22/78
- Ep 15with Ken Berry and Roddy McDowall1/8/78
Salute to Musicals of the '30's''· "The Family" - Ep 14with Steve Lawrence1/1/78
Steve sings "We're All Alone"''· Salute to Hits of the '70's - Ep 13with Helen Reddy and Ken Berry12/18/77
- Ep 12with Rock Hudson12/11/77
- Ep 11with Bernadette Peters12/3/77
- Ep 10Family Show11/26/77
MGM movie spoofs – "Boys Town," "Singin' In The Rain," among others - Ep 9with Ben Vereen11/19/77
"TV Commercials" – Rolaids, among others - Ep 8Family Show11/12/77
Salute to Comic Strips and Fairy Tales''· "Enchanted Cottage" spoof - Ep 7Family Show11/5/77
Dick sings love songs''· "The Family" – playing the game "Password" - Ep 6with Dick Van Dyke and Ken Berry10/29/77
"Stolen Serenade" - Ep 5Family Show10/22/77
- Ep 4with Nancy Dussault10/15/77
- Ep 3Family Show10/8/77
- Ep 2with Steve Lawrence10/1/77
Tim plays the beer drinking, always drunken "Danny Draft, Private Eye". Steve Lawrence and Dick Van Dyke sing "I Could Never Really Sing." The Late, Late Movie - "Fran Sancisco". - Ep 1with Jim Nabors9/24/77
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Season 10
- Ep 24Tenth Anniversary Show4/2/77
- Ep 23with Ken Berry3/26/77
"Babes In Barns" – spoof on Mickey Rooney / Judy Garland musicals - Ep 22with Neil Sedaka3/19/77
- Ep 21with Hal Linden3/5/77
"Showboat" spoof - Ep 20with Ben Vereen2/26/77
Salute to Harold Arlen - Ep 19with Eydie Gorme2/12/77
- Ep 18with Helen Reddy2/5/77
Salute to Songs of the '60's - Ep 17with Rock Hudson and Steve Lawrence1/29/77
"The Newscasters" – a husband and wife news team argue while doing the news''· "Mrs. Wiggins' Lunch Date" – Mrs. Wiggins (Carol) has a millionaire date, but wants to dump him - Ep 16Family Show1/22/77
- Ep 15with Glen Campbell1/15/77
"A Star Is Born" spoof''· Scientists working on a swine flu vaccine''· Blue-collar worker and frumpy wife sketch - Ep 14Family Show12/25/76
- Ep 13with Dick Van Dyke12/18/76
Dick and Carol sing "My Coloring Book". Harvey and Vicki are suspects being grilled by detective Tim. Carol is a wall flower at a party, Dick - a nerdy suitor. Shirley Temple is parodied in "Little Miss Showbiz". - Ep 12with Betty White12/11/76
"The Family" – Ellen and Eunice fight over items they find as the family cleans out Mama's attic
''· Carol and Betty as aging cheerleaders
''· One patron advises another on how to palm off a counterfeit $20 bill - Ep 11with Alan King12/4/76
"The Session" – woman's first visit to a shrink
''· "Salute to Warner Bros." - spoofs of "The Fountainhead," "They Died With Their Boots On," "Casablanca" and "Night & Day"
''· Salute to Busby Berkeley'' - Ep 10with The Pointer Sisters11/27/76
"Mr. Tudball and Mrs. Wiggins" - Tudball tries to get Mrs. Wiggins to lie for him
'' The Old Man (Tim) as a repairman of musical instruments entrusted by a concert violinist with his Stradivarius
'' The Pointers sing "Having a Party
'' An English lady and her butler try to do in her boring husband
'' Salute to Ray Charlesmoreless - Ep 9with Ken Berry11/20/76
"Mildred Fierce" - Carol as title character, Vicki as her evil daughter, Harvey as her suitor, Tim as police lieutenant
''· "The Hot Dog Stand" - Tim as the world's oldest living hot dog vendor
''· Salute to Johnny Mercer - Ep 8with Dinah Shore11/13/76
Business professionals (Carol and Harvey) discuss his marriage proposal in the style of a business meeting
'' Dinah Shore sings "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
'' Tim's "oldest living man" as a butcher with Harvey as an impatient customer
'' "Went With The Wind" this "Gone With The Wind" spoof features Carol as Starlett O'Hara, Vicki as Sissey, Tim as Brashley Wilkes, Dinah as Melody, and Harvey as Capt. Ratt Butler
'' Basin Street Blues finalemoreless - Ep 7with Kay Cole11/6/76
"Rain Medley" – Cole and Carol sing
''· A soldier in the desert tries to convince his superior that a bar and barmaid he sees aren't mirages
''· A distraught driver visits the man she backed over in a parking lot - Ep 6with Roddy McDowall10/30/76
Roddy plays a documentary maker in Harvey's operating room, Vicki sings "Hollywood Seven" and Carol, Harvey and Roddy do a number about the silent films of yesterday. - Ep 5with Steve Lawrence10/23/76
"Kitchen Commercials"
''· "The Comedian" – a night-club comic (S. Lawrence) bombs with his wife (Carol)
''· Reformed soap-opera addict gets hooked again
''· Army officer relies on inept private to load and fire a cannon - Ep 4with Madeline Kahn10/16/76
"The Family" – Eunice and her eccentric co-star (Kahn) rehearse for a play - Ep 3Family Show10/9/76
Spoof of "National Velvet"
''· Salute to Las Vegas - Ep 2with Sammy Davis, Jr.10/2/76
"The Slave Ship" – Sammy as a galley slave''· "Her Majesty and the Mob" – the queen's loan comes due - Ep 1with Jim Nabors9/25/76
"Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" spoof
''· "The Family" - Eunice wins a parlor game
''· A tired businessman (Tim) tries to get peace and quiet in a noisy motel
''· Nabors sings "Let Me Be There"
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Season 9
- Ep 24Family Show3/13/76
The Family - Eunice is jealous when Ed and Mickey are off to a hardware convention
'' Carol and Harvey play a couple trying to be like the "honest" couple they saw in a movie
'' Mr. Tudball tries to suprise Mrs. Wiggins for her birthday
'' Carol's "cleaning woman" recalls moments from season 9 and sings "I'm So Glad".moreless - Ep 23with Jack Klugman3/6/76
"The Country's Very Best Hands" - Ep 22with Dick Van Dyke and Tony Randall2/21/76
Encyclopedia salesman sketch
''· Card party sketch
''· Musical numbers: "Ballin' the Jack" (Dick and dancers), "Madeira, M'Dear?" (Tony)''· Dick and Tony argue over a $10 loan
''· Salute to Ira Gershwin - Ep 21with Joanne Woodward2/14/76
"The Family" – Eunice reunites with a friend from high school (Joanne) of whom Mama has never approved''· Joanne as a wallflower''· Joanne, Vicki, and Carol sing "Everything Old Is New Again" - Ep 20Family Show2/7/76
"The Family" dines in an expensive restaurant
''· "Mrs. Wiggins and Mr. Tudball"
''· "There Once Was A Man" – dance number
''· Vicki as a switchboard operator - Ep 19with The Pointer Sisters1/31/76
Carol awarded a "Doctorate in Clown Humanities" by the first female clown hired by Ringling Brothers/Barnum & Bailey Circus
'' A bag lady (Carol) feeds pigeons in the park "for peace"
'' Musical numbers: "That's A-Plenty" - Pointer Sisters; Fats Waller medley - Pointers, Carol, Vicki
'' Pharmacist (Tim) makes a wacky concoction for a heart patient (Harvey)
'' Finale: song set to Declaration of Independencemoreless - Ep 18with Emmett Kelly and The Jackson Five1/24/76
"A Swiped Life" – "A Stolen Life" takeoff with Carol as Bette Davis''· Charwoman sketch - Ep 17with Steve Lawrence1/10/76
Carol is an old-fashioned woman
''· A woman is driven crazy by riddles
''· Salute to Universal ("Rooster Cogburn," "Freud")
''· Steve sings "In The Still Of The Night" - Ep 16with Rita Moreno1/3/76
"The Pronie" – a nurse's (Rita) clumsiness gives the appearance that her patient (Carol) is accident prone
''· "The Hollow Hero" - the princess (Vicki) plans to marry the hollow hero (Tim) over her parents' (Carol, Harvey) objections
''· "Some Cats Know" – Rita Moreno dance number - Ep 15with Steve Lawrence12/20/75
"Flora" – takeoff on "Laura" with Carol as Gene Tierney''· "The Shoe Store Clerk" – Tim as the oldest living shoe salesman''· Salute to Sammy Cahn - Ep 14with Jessica Walter12/13/75
Walter sings "Could It Be Magic?"
'' Harvey and Tim in a sketch about 1905 Russo/Japanese peace treaty negotiations
'' "The Family" - Eunice and Ed suffer with Mama prior to the funeral of her sister
'' Two sisters (Carol, Jessica) turn on each other after they each buy life insurance policies for the other'' Salute to Dorothy Fieldsmoreless - Ep 13with Eydie Gorme12/6/75
"The Hospital" – Stella Toddler (Carol) is put in a room with a famous actress (Gorme)
''· "Kitchen Commercials"
''· Salute to Richard Rodgers - Ep 12with The Pointer Sisters11/29/75
"Cinderella Gets It On" – rock opera
''· Noisy eater plagues an after-dinner speech
''· A meek customer can't attract attention at a restaurant - Ep 11with Betty White11/22/75
"The Family" – snooty sibling Ellen (Betty) visits Mama on her birthday and gives her a better present than Eunice - Ep 10with Maggie Smith11/15/75
"The Family" – Eunice, Ed, and Mama have a conference with Bubba's teacher (Maggie)
''· The Old Man (Tim) as a doctor attempting to make a house call
''· A consumer protection official is unaware his own kitchen is falling apart - Ep 9with Helen Reddy11/8/75
- Helen Reddy appears with regulars in a series of musical blackouts and appears in a sketch about an extramarital affair endangered by a surprise call''- A woman struggles with so-called "easy openers" in the kitchen''- A battle brews among friends due to fortune cookie messages''- A French marine explorer sends his assistant after a deadly white squid''- Musical numbers: "Ain't No Way to Treat a Lady" - Helen; "You Don't Need a Reason to Sing" - entire castmoreless - Ep 8with Roddy McDowall11/1/75
"The Little Foxies" – spoof on "The Little Foxes" with Carol as Bette Davis - Ep 7with The Pointer Sisters10/25/75
The Pointer Sisters sing "How Long". Mickey has dinner with Eunice and the family. Harvey plays a bar tender dealing with Carol's broken heart. Tim plays "Mr. Sing" in several comic vignettes. - Ep 6with Maggie Smith10/18/75
"The Hollow Hero's Bird" – the eccentric military hero and his girlfriend (Smith) annoy the king and queen at a ship launching
''· "Ham Actors" - Mundane catches Funt seeing another actress (Maggie) behind her back before they go on stage
''· "Jowls" – takeoff on "Jaws" - Ep 5with Bernadette Peters10/11/75
"Give Him The Needle" – two nurses argue with a doctor during surgery - Ep 4with Shirley MacLaine10/4/75
Carol and Shirley sing about problems with fan mail''· "Little League Mothers" – Carol and Shirley as mothers who argue with their sons' coach (Harvey)''· "The Family" – a flashback to when Eunice and Ed were dating - Ep 3with Cher9/27/75
-Carol opens the show with a question from the audience about her "first kiss" ''- Harvey plays a concert pianist who is dueting with his protege Tim to disastrous results''. Carol introduces Cher who sings "Just This One Time" from her 1975 "Stars" album''-Carol joins Cher on stage and sing a song called "Variety" about both of them hosting variety shows.'' "As The Stomach Turns" Tim is the town beautician
'' "TV Commercials"
'' "The Not So Eternal Triangle" a husband can't decide between his wife and his mistress''. Finale has Carol & Cher dressed up in Rock 'N Roll attire as they spoof Rock Stars in a musical number with the greatest rock group - the "Who, What, Where, When, How & Why" singing "Solid Gold Record & Solid Silver Platform Shoes"...Harvey plays guitar and Tim spoofs Elton John.moreless - Ep 2with Sammy Davis, Jr.9/20/75
"Backstage" – a famous star meets an old friend whose family once employed his mother''· "No Frills Airline" – economy and first class passengers get a different treatment''· Salute to Harold Arlen - Ep 1with Jim Nabors9/13/75
"The Family" – Eunice leaves Ed''· "The Hollow Hero" – an eccentric military hero doesn't want his commendation
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Season 8
- Ep 24Family Show4/5/75
"The Family" – Mama and Eunice visit Ed at the hardware store''· "Lullaby Medley" – Carol and Vicki sing''· "When Your Lover Has Gone" – Carol sings in the shower''· "The Old Clock Maker" – Tim is the oldest living clock maker - Ep 23with Jean Stapleton and Phil Silvers3/29/75
"TV Commercials" – Mr. Coffee, sleeping pills, life insurance''· "Hallway Encounter" – a feminist (Jean) argues with a man (Harvey) who holds a door open for her - Ep 22with Steve Lawrence and Sally Struthers3/22/75
"The Boring Twenties" – takeoff on "The Roaring Twenties" - Ep 21with Roddy McDowall and Bernadette Peters3/15/75
"The Family" – Eunice, Ed, and Mama visit Philip (McDowall) in California''· "The Typists" – Carol and Bernadette are two secretaries who do everything in unison - Ep 20with Wayne Rogers and Buddy Ebson3/8/75
WWII sketch - Ep 19with Tim Conway and Dick Patterson2/22/75
Eunice and Ed argue after Momma has an accident and moves in with them. Harvey, a detective interviews "The World's Oldest Man" after he witnesses a murder. "The Stick-ups" a series of robberies at a bar. Carol and Vicki sing "if Momma Was Married" Carol is Cleopatra and Harvey is Anthony in the musical number "Up a Lazy River".moreless - Ep 18with Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker2/15/75
"When My Baby Laughs At Me" – a musical takeoff''· "TV Commercials" – pantyhose, razors, vitamins - Ep 17with Tim Conway and The Pointer Sisters2/8/75
"Up Your Income" – Stella Toddler (Carol) appears on a game show''· "Nora Desmond" – Max finds a substitute for himself (Tim) - Ep 16with William Conrad and The Jackson Five1/25/75
"The Family" – Mama has a new beau (Conrad)''· "Laurel and Hardy Pantomime" – Conrad sings about silent movie comedians - Ep 15with Tim Conway1/11/75
"Pirates of Penzance" takeoff - Ep 14with Vincent Price and Joan Rivers1/4/75
TV series spoofs – "The Walnuts," among others''· "Ham Actors" – Funt and Mundane's understudies (Vincent and Vicki) want to go on''· A distinguished author's (Vincent) book signing and TV interview are interrupted by an obnoxious fan (Carol)''· "Sarah and the Moose" - Ep 13with Alan Alda12/21/74
"Nobody Does It Like Me" – Christmas rush at a department store''· "The Family" – Eunice's brother (Alan) visits for Christmas''· "Morton of the Movies"''· Salute to New York - Ep 12with Carl Reiner and Ken Berry12/14/74
"Disaster '75" – "Airport" spoof - Ep 11with Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway, and Steven Warner12/7/74
- Ep 10with Maggie Smith and Tim Conway11/23/74
"A Visit From Karen" – a couple is visited by an old friend who is now famous - Ep 9with John Byner and Helen Reddy11/16/74
"The Pick-ups" – two men try to pick up women at a singles bar''· "The Family" – playing the board game "Sorry"''· Salute to Women Songwriters - Ep 8with John Byner and Ken Mars11/9/74
"Mr. Globe" contest''· Vicki sings "Rolling Down The Hills"''· "The Kiss-off" – a woman (Carol) makes a scene in a restaurant while breaking up with her boyfriend''· "The Soap Opera Watcher" – a woman (Carol) is addicted to soap operas''· "Dreams" – a married couple each dream that they are with other people - Ep 7with Alan King and Lena Zavaroni11/2/74
"Sidewalk Stars" – two old movie stars are reunited at the Hollywood Walk of Fame''· "Fans" – fans at a baseball game''· "The Package" – a woman claims a gift that she finds at a bus stop - Ep 6with Eydie Gorme and Rich Little10/26/74
Salute to Alfred Hitchcock''· "Silent Night" – a couple argues through actions, not words - Ep 5with Telly Savalas and The Smothers Brothers10/12/74
"The Family" – Eunice, Ed, and Mama visit brother Jack (Tom Smothers) in the hospital''· "Poppi Le Moko" – "Algiers" spoof with Carol as Hedy Lamarr''· "The Broken Merger" – two men discuss a merger as if it were a love affair - Ep 4with Jack Weston and Michele Lee10/5/74
Salute to Stephen Sondheim - Ep 3with James Coco and The Pointer Sisters9/28/74
"One Way Ticket" – star-crossed lovers on a cruise
''· "Parkay Margarine" – a woman argues with her tub of margarine
''· "Krojack"
''· "Blind Date" – a man (James) is nervous
''· Musical numbers – "Steam Heat" (Pointer Sisters); "Salt Peanuts" (Pointers, Carol) - Ep 2with Steve Lawrence9/21/74
"Nora Desmond" – S. Lawrence as emcee of a celebrity roast of Nora - Ep 1with Jim Nabors9/14/74
"The Ringo Kid"
''· Carol as a cabaret singer
''· Jim Nabors sings "One Life"
''· "The Family" – Eunice, Ed and Mama come back from church
''· Salute to Vaudeville
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