The Carrie Diaries

Season 2 Episode 2

Express Yourself

Aired Friday 8:00 PM Nov 01, 2013 on The CW

Episode Recap

-An implied nude Samantha
-Walt convincing Carrie subtle hints are not the way to get through to Samantha-K-I-C-K-H-E-R-O-U-T
-Samantha takes up a job as a phone sex operator
-Carrie plan's Walt's 18th B-Day bash, and Walt contemplates losing his v-card to Bennet the minute the clock strikes 12:01 a.m.
-Sebastian's dad buys an ultra cool Porsche that is the same make and model that James Dean owned, talks Sebastian into "father/son" time to fix it up
-Sebastian's dad says J/K, had you there for a second didn't I, and Sebastian walks away leaving the key in the ignition hoping the extremely sketchy looking dudes looming around it will decide to get in and taketh away!
-Samantha meets Mouse, Mouse immediately asks Sam for phone sex advice, Mouse fails miserably.
-Walt's B-Day Bash at a concert turns into a puke fest when they all eat the caviar that Samantha apparently bought from Coney Island off the back of a truck.
-Carrie pukes on her writing interviewer's desk, floor, and shoes.
-But, Surprise! it was actually the 3 month old eggs that Mouse took from Larissa's fridge to make a quiche with.
-Carrie's dad gets some action and has a dispute over the bowls going in the bottom of the dishwasher.
-Sebastian visits Carrie and Carrie grows a set, paraphrased..."I hate you, but I love you, and I hate you for that!" Oh teenage angst.