Holly: Perry and I decided we are just not ready to give up on getting Oprah in here, so I have an appointment with the headmaster.
Kyle: Oh, I don't think that's the way to go. I mean, once the headmaster makes his mind up...
Holly: Oh really? Let's see what he says when I tell him Channel 9 might be doing an expose on the horrors of private schools.
Kyle: What are the horrors?
Holly: Please... It's local news, we just make stuff up!