Richie: Um, uh, we need to talk... Uh, okay, we haven't been happy for a very very long time. We have a toxic, joyless, punishing relationship and I think the best thing would be to end it.
Richie: I, um... I don't think that we should be together anymore.
Fern: You're leaving me? You miserable excuse for a human being!
Richie: We just don't seem to make each other happy.