TRIVIA: Kyle tells Kat that his boyfriend is in Chile. The actor who played Aaron in previous episodes is Cristian de la Fuente, who is also Chilean.
Kat: First of all, up close he's so hot you wanna punch him. He smells incredible! But I mean, you already knew that part.
Ethan: Uh, believe it or not, I try to avoid sniffing the kids' parents.
Kat: (about the guy she's stalking) Right now, he and I have a great thing going. If I meet him it's just going to mess it all up!
Kyle: How's that therapy coming?
Kat: Hey new guy! Little soon for the zingers!
Ethan: Guess who was in my office today? Benjamin Chow!
Kyle: Wait? The violinist? He was in your office?
Ethan: Yeah. His kid had a fever and this rash all over his body.
Kyle: Benjamin Chow is so hot!
Ethan: Kid's going to be fine by the way.
Lina: (To Richie) You don't scare me with your bad sex!
Ethan: Yes! Go go go!
Kyle: (At the same time) Come on! No, stop him!
Ethan: Who are you rooting for?
Kyle: Jersey. Who are you rooting for?
Ethan and Kyle: Huh.
Kat: Hey, how's the game?
Ethan: Unbelievable! The Heat were down big at half-time, and then...
Kat: Okay, in the future, when I ask "how's the game?" please don't mistake that for actual interest.
Richie: (to Duncan) Look, I love Lina! I mean, what's gonna happen when she finds out that going to bed with me is like... Well, Fern said it was like having an old damp man die on top of her.
Duncan: (to Richie) So like... you could chop off 9 of your fingers and you could still count how many women you've been with?
Richie: Hopefully I won't have to go to those lengths to help you understand...
Duncan: So, bedroom-wise, Fern is not a fan.
Richie: (about having sex with Fern) No! No! We'd be in the middle of it and she'd start to read a magazine or... make a list. You know, I'd be at some crucial moment and she'd say "Are you gonna call a plumber or am I?" Sometimes she'd call the plumber...
Ethan: Wow! Sounds like you owe a big "thank you" to somebody!
Kat: Dude! Don't throw yourself a parade just yet! I mean, it's one date. We don't even know if he had a good time.
Ethan: Well, why don't we call him and find out? (takes his phone) Dial-Chow-Cell.
(Kyle talks and Kat pretends she's sleeping)
Kyle: Kinda hurts.
Ethan: You'll get used to it.
(Ethan tells Kat that he gave Benjamin Chow Kat's number)
Ethan: How much do you love me?
Kat: Not at all!
Kyle: Huh! I saw that going the other way.
Kat: Why the hell did you do that?
Ethan: Um, because sometimes, when we humans like other humans, our friends will try to set us up. How does it work on Planet Angry?
(Lina and Nicole are going to have lunch together)
Lina: I'm glad we're doing this.
Nicole: Yeah, me too!
Lina: Yeah, we should have, like, a regular lunch thing.
Nicole: That would be nice.
Lina: But you're thinking "let's see how this one goes"?
Nicole: No! But let's see...
Lina: (to Nicole about not having sex with Richie) We're waiting. Well, I'm waiting for him... I don't know what the hell he's waiting for.
(Kat takes pictures of a guy she was photographing and brings them to Ethan)
Kat: Check them out. Tell me I'm wrong.
Ethan: Wow! These are all him?
Kat: No. (takes a picture) This one's his car. (gives the picture to Ethan; takes another) This is his house. (takes another) And this one's his favorite restaurant.
Lina: (sarcastic) Oh... you're gonna go to jail!
Kat: Tell me the minute he calls! If my mother calls tell her she knows why I'm not talking to her and if Blockbuster calls tell them that I returned that stupid penguin movie like two months ago! (later)
Ethan: Blockbuster insists that you have the penguin movie!
(Knock on the door)
Lina: Oh! Come on in.
Nicole: Hey there.
Nicole: Oh, your place is so cute!
Lina: Ah thanks, and the rent's really cheap because someone was murdered in it.
Nicole: Lucky you!
Ethan: (looking at picture of guy Kat is stalking) Hey! I know this guy.
Kat: No way.
Ethan: His name's Benjamin Chow, His kid is a patient.
Kat: Yeah, how can he have a kid when he's spent his entire life waiting to have sex with me?
Ethan: He's divorced, if that helps?
Kat: It's not stalking!
Lina: It's totally stalking!
Ethan: One of you has a stalker?
Lina: (pointing to Kat) Or one of us is a stalker.
Kat: (yelling) I'm not a stalker!
Ethan: What's going on?
Lina: There's this guy who lives in the neighborhood, who Kat follows around and takes like a million pictures of.
Kat: I am an artist. He is my subject!
Ethan: Does he know he's your subject?
Lina: Do you hide when you do your "art"? Sometimes in bushes?
Kat: Okay, fine! I get it. But I'm sorry, when you're that hot and you leave your house, then you're asking to be stalked.
Ethan: Well, clearly you know the law.
Original International Airdates:
Canada: January 15, 2007 on CTV
Lucy Punch is credited but doesn't appear.