Dan Rather: Hello, I'm Dan Rather, news veteran of 44 years, now reduced to co-hosting a local talk show. Just waiting to die, really. I stopped taking my heart pills this morning, so... any day now.
Cleveland Jr.: Don't worry, Daddy. I'm gonna feed you, and wash you, and change you, just like you did when I was a baby.
Cleveland: Thank you, Junior. (whispers) Don't let him do any of those things to me, Donna!
Donna; Junior, can you give us some alone time?
Cleveland Jr.: Okay. I'll go down to peadiatrics, and look at the chicken people.
If You Leave Me Now by Chicago, sung by Rallo and Cleveland Jr.
The Heat Is On by Glenn Frey, sung by Cleveland
The sequence where Cleveland runs to the mugger's house is a reference to the Fox series 24.
Donna: Damn, damn, DAMN!
This is a famous line from the 1974 tv series Good Times.
This refers to the 2001 movie Black Knight starring Martin Lawrence.