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The Cleveland Show Season 3 Episode 7

Die Semi-Hard

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AIRED: 12/11/11

To help pass time while posing in a holiday nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his own version of one of his favorite holiday stories, "Die Hard." In Cleveland's version, when Waterman Cable Company is taken hostage on Christmas Eve by a group of terrorists, including Tim the Bear, Lester, Federline and Kendra, a barefoot Cleveland – wearing a tank-top much like the one Bruce Willis wore in the movie – must endure window-shattering shoot-outs and fist fights with his friends to save his wig-wearing wife, Donna, in a parody of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told.

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By tigerdude22, Dec 26, 2011

To help pass time while posing in a holiday nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his own version of one of his favorite holiday stories, "Die Hard." In Cleveland's version, when Waterman Cable Company is taken hostage on Christmas Eve by a group of terrorists, including Tim the Bear, Lester, Federline and Kendra, a barefoot Cleveland wearing a tank-top much like the one Bruce Willis wore in the movie must endure window-shattering shoot-outs and fist fights with his friends to save his wig-wearing wife, Donna, in a parody of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told. Oh my gosh, this Christmas episode and the new "American Dad" Christmas episode "Season's Beatings" are just the most awful Christmas episodes that I have ever experiences. There are absolutely no funny parts in this episode and it was just such a waste of time. The whole storyline being from the great action movie "Die Hard" was just awful. They just ruined the whole thing. Like seriously? what is so funny about a fat woman farting and everybody was even laughing about it. Last year's Christmas episode "Murray Christmas" was WAY better and more enjoyable. This on the other hand just sucks. Do not waste your time with this piece of junk and it didn't feel like a Christmas episode which killed it. They better not do the sequel next year so I swear, I'm gonna go to the writers and smack them. Writers, if you are reading this... do not make the sequel of "Die Hard". Overall, this was such an awful Christmas episode of "The Cleveland Show"... watch "Murray Christmas" instead, that episode is actually enjoyable to watch. 0.5/10moreless
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best christmas special on tv this year!

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By ender2272, Dec 17, 2011

I was actually laughing. That is quite a feat for me, since i cant even chuckle at family guy/simpsons. Everyone was cast perfectly. this is the best episode of cleveland ever. Watch it noiw!!! It really is just like die hard except funnier.
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- Bruce and Consuela from "Family Guy" crossover in this episode.
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- Tim: You got bare feet.
  Cleveland: You got "Bear Feet".
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- Cleveland: Hello, bad guys.
  Tim: Oh, the mystery man. So who are you? Just another American who watches too many mystery TV shows as a child? Who do you think you are, Magnum P.U., or McNilore and Loff, or Murder She Float, or Simon and Semen?
  Cleveland: I've always been partial to cartoon dogs. Scooby Dooby Doo (long bleep)!!!
  Lester: I'm sorry, we didn't catch that. There was a long bleep at the end of your sentence.
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