The Cleveland Show

Season 3 Episode 7

Die Semi-Hard

Aired Sunday 8:30 PM Dec 11, 2011 on FOX

Episode Fan Reviews (3)

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  • This won't take long.

    Sometimes I like to sit down, look at an episode like this, and marvel on how unfunny The Cleveland Show is.

    Worst parody I have ever watched.
  • Christmas Review #41

    To help pass time while posing in a holiday nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his own version of one of his favorite holiday stories, "Die Hard." In Cleveland's version, when Waterman Cable Company is taken hostage on Christmas Eve by a group of terrorists, including Tim the Bear, Lester, Federline and Kendra, a barefoot Cleveland wearing a tank-top much like the one Bruce Willis wore in the movie must endure window-shattering shoot-outs and fist fights with his friends to save his wig-wearing wife, Donna, in a parody of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told. Oh my gosh, this Christmas episode and the new "American Dad" Christmas episode "Season's Beatings" are just the most awful Christmas episodes that I have ever experiences. There are absolutely no funny parts in this episode and it was just such a waste of time. The whole storyline being from the great action movie "Die Hard" was just awful. They just ruined the whole thing. Like seriously? what is so funny about a fat woman farting and everybody was even laughing about it. Last year's Christmas episode "Murray Christmas" was WAY better and more enjoyable. This on the other hand just sucks. Do not waste your time with this piece of junk and it didn't feel like a Christmas episode which killed it. They better not do the sequel next year so I swear, I'm gonna go to the writers and smack them. Writers, if you are reading this... do not make the sequel of "Die Hard". Overall, this was such an awful Christmas episode of "The Cleveland Show"... watch "Murray Christmas" instead, that episode is actually enjoyable to watch. 0.5/10
  • best christmas special on tv this year!

    I was actually laughing. That is quite a feat for me, since i cant even chuckle at family guy/simpsons. Everyone was cast perfectly. this is the best episode of cleveland ever. Watch it noiw!!! It really is just like die hard except funnier.