Lester: Haven't you ever wondered if the world would be better off without you?
Quagmire: (Cutaway, to the tune of 'The Cleveland Show' theme song)
My name is Glenn Quagmire
And I say giggity
Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity!
Cleveland: No...the world needs me.
Minister: Two thumbs down to the serpent who led Lester astray, for he shall burn in Hell!
Cleveland: (To Donna) Well, at least we'll be in Hell together.
Donna: Me? Why?
Cleveland: Because of all of your texting and driving.
Donna: Driving is boring...
To Live and Die in VA
This episode's title is taken from the 1985 movie "To Live and Die in L.A."