Brenda tries a less brightly-colored lipstick when the cosmetic surgeon criticizes her lips.
Eckhart: That casket left my funeral parlor with one body in it, only one. I swear.
Brenda: And how can you be sure of that, sir?
Eckhart: Because at Sheffield & Eckhart, I'm what's known as the closer.
(Brenda and Gabriel look at each other)
Brenda: 'Scuse me?
Eckhart: I'm the last person to view the body. And then I close the coffin. Tight.
Michael Morgan: Who is going to reimburse me for the wedding? This woman here is the caterer. Her bill alone is $30,000.
Pope: A number which would pale in comparison to the bill your lawyers would charge you for suing us in a lawsuit you cannot possibly win.
Brenda: (going over the case with her team) And the wife?
Sanchez: I put Mrs. Hodges in your office, Chief.
Brenda: I can see that Detective. Yes?
Sanchez: (looking at the pacing widow in Brenda's office) Well, she didn't know about the naked dead chick falling out of her husband's casket until I told her, so she's a little bent out of shape.
Chief Pope: You shut down a church. And a funeral home. You arrested a bride...
Brenda: I did that groom a big favor.
Pope: I'm sure, but his family is in the lobby and - surprisingly - they don't agree. The father of the bride, who has money coming out of his...whatever, choose your orifice, is threatening a lawsuit.
Brenda: Chief Pope, How is this MY fault?
Pope: Three words: Flynn and Provenza.
Provenza: (Looking at the blonde who has just rolled out of Ray Hodge's dropped casket) Wow. Looks like you can take it with you.
Provenza: Nothing tastes better than somebody else's wedding cake. Mine tasted like prison food.
Brenda: Detective, what do you think of my lipstick?
Daniels: Are you asking as a friend or the Chief?
Brenda: Why didn't you ever say anything?
Daniels: Same reason I never said anything about your sweaters.
Brenda: (Handing the bride her cake topper) This is almost as sweet as the frosting on your wedding cake.
Pope: (about video of Brenda online) Congratulations, Chief Johnson. You have just become the most downloaded fully clothed woman on the internet!
International Episode Title:
Czech Republic: Rakev pro dva (Coffin for Two)
International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: September 22, 2008 on TV Prima
Finland: October 8, 2009 on MTV3
Canada (French Language): September 19, 2008.