The Colbert Report

Season 5 Episode 7

Alan Khazei

Aired Weekdays 11:30 PM Jan 14, 2009 on Comedy Central
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Alan Khazei
Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder and CEO of Be the Change, Inc, Alan Khazei.

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      • Stephen: Tonight: Is Barack Obama being overmarketed? For just 25 dollars you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer. Then: Astronomers make an important discovery about the stars. They're just like us! And my guest Alan Khazei says Americans should volunteer public service. I'll volunteer to publicly serve him his own ass! Hey! I don't pay my taxes, why can't I be Treasury Secretary!? This is the Colbert Report.

      • Stephen: Take a look at what happened yesterday in Iran! (shows video clip with burning flags with Obama's head on them) Burning pictures of Barack Obama. This is unbelievable.
        A, last time I checked, he's a secret Muslim. Full disclosure, full disclosure, I have never checked.
        Second, Iran, what happened to one president at a time? Listen Mahmud Ahma - don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me - nejad, president Bush is still our leader. You burn his picture until January 20th! And I expect after everything you've said to send George Bush's effigy off in style! I want a giant doll, stuffed with goat feces, then doused in gasoline and set ablaze by an innocent schoolchild who is selected by winning an essay contest, "Death to America - What it means to me".

      • Stephen: I saw something today that really got my Irish up. And usually only happens to me first thing in the morning.

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