The Colbert Report

Season 5 Episode 156

Andy Schlafly

Aired Weekdays 11:30 PM Dec 08, 2009 on Comedy Central
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Andy Schlafly
Tonight Stephen welcomes lawyer and founder of Conservapedia, Andy Schlafly. Also, Stephen talks with Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders.
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      • Stephen: Tonight: If Fed chairman Ben Bernanke keeps his job, can the administration claim the stimulus is working? Plus my guest Andy Schlafly has created a conservative version of Wikipedia. Did you know the Declaration of Independence was written by Thomas Taxcut? A warning, in the next few weeks you may hear Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time." Stay calm, it will pass. This is the Colbert Report.

      • Stephen: Every three months the Fed meets in secret and determines the prime rate by….let's say slaughtering a chicken and rubbing the blood on Jacqueline Bisset's belly, donning a Venetian mask and watching strangers hump in a suburban mansion and finally passing through the Stargate to receive the interest rates from the aliens who built the pyramids. Then a puff of smoke comes out of the Fed chimney announcing whether the economy has seen its shadow.

      • Stephen: Wrong sir. The definition of a moral hazard is being married to Tiger Woods.

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