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Season 2 Episode 160

Deepak Chopra

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Aired Weekdays 11:30 PM Dec 19, 2006 on Comedy Central
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Tonight Stephen welcomes the leader in the field of mind body medicine, Deepak Chopra.

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      • Stephen: And what did you the people do with that power? Whatever I told you.

      • Stephen: I have a mantra for you "You're nailed".

      • Stephen: …which brings us to tonight's Word: Tit For Tat. Miss Connor, I know you've been a beauty queen since the age of four, but if it were up to me, you would be stripped of that tiara. (Like your childhood) For years the pageant system has given you praise, applause and cash rewards for your legs, abs, breast and butt, how dare you betray it by turning around and acting like a sex object. What's worse, you besmirched the name, and God knows what else, of Miss Teen USA. She looked up to you! (To tell her what "besmirched" means) If you corrupt Miss Teen USA, then how long before she corrupts Miss Tween USA, who passes your poison down the beauty chain. Where will it end? (Miss Fetus USA?) The fact is you're objectifying women and that is wrong. (Man's job) But I think there is a way here to make sure that this doesn't happen again. It involves a few changes to the Miss USA rules.

        Presently the competition consists of three parts: Evening gown, bathing suit and an interview which was recently pared down to a single question. ("Can you touch you elbows behind your back?") Let's get rid of the question and just have them make out with other contestants. That way they can express their sexuality in a safe environment, (Primetime TV) and if we have to class it up a bit they can make out for charity. Then to make sure these women don't get into any trouble after the competition is over, they will be paired with a mentor, some older, caring person with a real interest in young women. [Donald Trump] We have got to do something here, something to send women like Tara Connor the right message, the message that it is unacceptable to exhibit your sexuality in public unless it's produced by Donald and paid for by advertising dollars. (Tit for tat)

        And that's the Word.

      • Stephen Colbert: Best televison show on tv right now other than mine? Anybody? Gilmore Girls.

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