Stephen: Tonight: Rick Perry becomes the Republican front runner. Of course they're letting him run in front, he's the one with the gun. Then: Did Adam and Eve really exist or have I been leaving out a plate of cookies every Arbor Day for nothing. And my guest tonight is actor Jeff Bridges performing music from his new album. It's all the songs they cut from Tron. 152 people set the world record for biggest group shower and afterwards they set the record for longest awkward silence. This is the Colbert Report.
Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger:
Wag: Evangelical Scientists
Tip: Rick Santorum