Stephen opens the show talking about everyone believing that all celebrities know each other and hang out together. Stephen says it's all true and he knows all the other famous people, except for George Clooney. Now he's mad because on Conan, Marissa Tomei described his dream at Glooney's villa, even David Gergen got to go.
Moving on, Stephen talks about Rick Perry and Perry's talking point in the debate about letting illegal immigrants kids go to school. With over 10 million illegals, this brings us to tonight's Word: Labor Chains.
Back from commercial, it's Rosh A Shana, so once again it's time for the Atone Phone hotline to that all the Jews that have wronged him can call him to apologize. And he reveals the other businesses that have to share the phone number. John Lithgow calls up, but he really wanted the sex chat hotline.
Back from commercial, Stephen interviews Ken Burns about his documentary on the Prohibition.