Stephen: Tonight: A new way to crackdown on illegal immigration. Has anyone asked them to leave in Española? And: It's the Jewish new year so put on you little, flat party hats. Then Ken Burns is here to talk about his new documentary Prohibition. In his honor, I will interview him hammered. Amazon unveiled its iPad competitor, the Kindle Fire. I'm going to use mine to order the new iPhone. This is the Colbert Report.