Steven: I want to thank you for making my ice cream the only celebrity ice cream you're putting out this year.
Jerry: You didn't hear about Willie Nelson? Chilly Willie? Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler?
Steven: What? What? Willie Nelson has a flavor? What's in it? Shredded tax forms and hash?
Steven: I actually haven't had a chance to taste this ice cream because it's Lent and I've given up sweets, but luckily... yes, sir Ben?
Ben: Most people for Lent... they choose a smaller category, maybe just cake, instead of all sweets.
Steven: Not as many people love Jesus as much as I do.
Anderson Cooper: Wow, Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream! That's three hundred and sixty degrees of flavour!
Stephen: Honk if you love the truth and please stop watching TV while you're driving. This is the Colbert Report!
When discussing Willie Nelson's new ice cream flavor with peaches, Steven quips that he deserves the peaches more than Texan Willie Nelson because he is from South Carolina. He argued South Carolina is only behind California in peach production and that is factually accurate.
Steven: That's even loud in my deaf ear.
Steven Colbert is actually deaf in his left ear after surgery as a child to repair a severely perforated ear drum damaged his inner ear.
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