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Plus: Two and a Half Men finds its lesbian daughter, Fox is starting WWIII, and Jordana Spiro joins FX's Tyrant.
Plus: CBS wants to work with Jim Gaffigan again, Mystic Falls welcomes a shapeshifter, and someone please stop Sharknado!
Plus: Hurricane Sandy scheduling changes, Disney bought Star Wars!, and Disney bought Star Wars!
TV networks are starting to postpone the original programing they had scheduled for tonight due to the storm's presence on the Eastern Seaboard.
Plus: The CW unveils its Bing-free new slogan, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert extend their contracts, and Kal Penn is back on CBS.
Well, the Emmy nominations are out. Please, take time in the comments to make fun of me and my nomination predictions from earlier in the week.
Another predictable round of nominations goes out to the usual suspects; all six Modern Family leads get called.
The 2012 Emmy nominations will be announced Thursday; here's who we expect to make the cut.
Plus: Supernatural loses its showrunner and Homeland and Game of Thrones win Peabody Awards.
On our list this week: Kenny Powers proves he's still a MF'n BA, Alcatraz gets pwned by the spelling police, and Apple makes us hate robots.
Plus: Community gets a visit from a Breaking Bad baddie, and a Smallville hottie joins Beauty and the Beast.
Plus: Lizzy Caplan on New Girl, Joe Manganiello on White Collar, and Björk on The Colbert Report.
On our list this week: Being Human's Dichen Lachman, Touch, and Family Feud keeping it classy.
Round 2 begins! There are a lot of cable channels out there. It's time to choose who lives and who dies.
On our list this week: The Walking Dead, New Girl's peen and bubbles, and 2 Broke Girls's easy jokes
Cord-cutters, we've heard your cries for some pointers on which fall shows will be available to watch online—and when. We're answering.
Plus: Archer returns (briefly) and Discovery brings us something called Extreme Drug Smuggling.
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