Stephen: Tonight: The escalating conflict in Libya. Good news troops, you're getting out of Afghanistan. Then: My self portrait goes up for auction. It's twice as good as Van Gogh's self portrait because I have two ears. And my guest Steve Martin is here to do some bluegrass. Wow, they will smoke anything in California. Barry Bonds perjury trail started today, or as Barry Bonds puts it, "No, it didn't." This is the Colbert Report.