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The regular opening title sequence was replaced in this episode with a sequence evoking that of George Lucas' "Star Wars" films. The text reads as follows:
A short time ago, in a nation far, astray…
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EPISODE IV
A NEW-ISH HOPE
After plunging the Dem-pire into $15 trillion of Astro Debt, GRAND MOFF OBAMA threatens to "slow the rise of the oceans, and heal the planet."
But the Republican Alliance has a secret weapon: the brave droid R2-MITT-2, who has assembled a crack team of freedom fighters: QUI-GON RYAN, HAN RUBIO, and CLINT CALRISSIAN, with his faithful companion CHAIRBACCA.
R2-MITT-2 vows to end Obama's reign of environmental terror, making the galaxy safe for the Jedi Knights (The Top 1%, the Force Creators)…
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