The Colbert Report

Season 3 Episode 66

Walter Isaacson

Aired Weekdays 11:30 PM May 15, 2007 on Comedy Central
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Walter Isaacson
Tonight Stephen welcomes acclaimed biographer and author of Einstein: His Life and Universe, Walter Isaacson.

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    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (4)

      • Stephen: Is CNN sending subliminal messages? Other than the things I see in Wolf Blitzer's beard?

      • Stephen: This is just the latest in a series of "accidentally on purpose" liberal mishaps these Subliminal-Nazis have hoisted on their viewers. Like the actual time that CNN flashed an 'X' over Vice President Cheney's face. Or the actual time they mistakenly called Osama Bin Ladin, Obama. The message on that one is clear, they secretly want Bin Ladin to be our first black president. And you know folks? That is just racist! You're wrong.

        And for those main stream media apologists who still think the graphic was just a control room blunder, may I call your attention to the news scroll at the bottom of the screen?

        "Flag burning gay marriers given Medal of Freedom. Yay!"

        Yeah. I think that says volumes. Now, did I just make that up? Yes. But isn't it a little suspicious how easily it fit in that box?

      • Stephen: Plus my guest to night is Walter Isaacson, author of the new Einstein biography. Hey Einstein, way to write a book about Einstein.

      • Stephen: This savage attack on young minds brings us to tonight's Word: Heated Debate. Folks, you know it, I know it, the left has a stranglehold on our universities. Professors are forcing our kids to submit to their pro-glacier agenda. But heroes like Barry aren't taking it lying down.

        [Video: Barry Lucier: This was forced upon me to watch something that I didn't believe it.]

        Stephen: Folks, at a "college" Barry was forced to think about something he didn't already think. When you confront young people with information that doesn't jibe with what they already believe they can get confused, or even worse, bitter.

        {Video: Neil Cavuto: Are you bitter?
        Barry Lucier: Uh, a little.]

        Stephen: Of course he's bitter! He's enrolled in a class where the professor thinks he knows more about the subject than the students! (Boss Tweed) Last time I checked that is the definition of elitism. (Stephen has never checked) Hey, I'm no scientist but I thought there were supposed to be two sides to every story. (Mine & wrong) Sure there's a vast consensus on global warming science, but doesn't the opposing five percent deserve 50% of the time. (Fair & balanced) In this core science class he probably got a syllabus full of "convention wisdom." For instance they probably also told him the Earth revolves around the sun. (Actually revolves around Stephen) This is a relatively new and untested theory that's only been around for 500 years. (Barely longer than Law & Order) But of course the Copernicus crowd doesn't even mention Ptolemy's view that the Earth is the center of the universe even though that theory has been around for 1900 years. (Ptake that!) It is 1400 years truer! But these days college is all about silencing the dissenters, it's no longer a place to raise your hand, offer your minority viewpoint and have healthy and informed debate. (That's Hannity and Colmes) The Barry Luciers of the world are entering a minefield of knowledge. Who knows what destructive information they'll be confronted with next. (Student loan bill) That's why all colleges should be forced to advertise every element of their curriculum so students are guaranteed that when the leave college they'll be exactly the same as when they went in. (Give or take $160,000) That folks, is what I believe college is for. You take these unformed lumps of clay, leave them unformed lumps, then fire them in the kiln of unchallenged thought so they become rigid and never move again. That's how you get well educated like Barry.

        [Video: Neil Cavuto: What was your grade?
        Barry Lucier: My grade was well.]

        Stephen: See? His grade was well. Now he make double plus think despite unwell school. Let's just hope our future generations can do the same.

        And that's the Word.

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    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • Stephen: Tonight, a college student complained about being forced to watch An Inconvenient Truth. He should sync it up to the Dark Side of the Moon, blows the mind.

        Stephen is alluding to the fact that the Pink Floyd album Dark Side of the Moon can be synched to the Wizard of Oz.

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