Clair: Let me tell you something, Elvin.
Cliff: Oh, lord...
Clair: You see, I am not "Serving" Dr. Huxtable. OK?
Clair: That sort of thing goes on in a restaurant! I'm bringing him a cup of coffee because he brought me a cup of coffee this morning, and that is what marriage is all about. Give and take, fifty-fifty. And, if you don't get it together and DROP these macho attitudes, you are never gonna have anyone bringing you anything, any place, anytime EVER! (Sweetly) Now then, what would you like in your coffee?
Elvin: (shaken) Maybe I could get you some coffee!