The Cosby Show

Season 5 Episode 9

How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall?

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Dec 01, 1988 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Rudy: I thought they were HOT!!!
      Clair: Maybe you should go up to your room and COOL OFF!!!
      Rudy: Aw, man!!!
      Kara: Mrs. Huxtable, is there something wrong?
      Clair: I don't know who you think you are, but you are not the people who just came down here in my living room, half-dressed, flinging parts from one end to the other!
      Cliff: Are my eyes deceiving me? Aren't you all swollen in areas where you weren't swollen before?
      Clair: Thank you. Because I definitely detect some growth! (approaches Vanessa and removes a large wad of tissues from top portion of her outfit )
      Vanessa: MOM!!! That's part of our outfits!!!
      Clair: The only part of your clothing that you will be allowed to stuff things into will be your pockets. Now you take this and go upstairs and put some CLOTHES ON!!! (To Kara and Janet) Now I'm not your mother, but I feel safe in saying I speak for them when I say go cover yourselves IMMEDIATELY!
      Kara and Janet: Yes, Mrs. Huxtable. (The girls go upstairs)
      Vanessa: (Muttering) C'mon guys. You know I finally thought they were open enough to understand I'm not a child anymore!
      Cliff: (Yells upstairs) AND DON'T PUT THOSE TISSUES BACK IN THE BOX!!!