Dr. Heathcliff "Cliff" Huxtable
Mrs. Jennings: 21 years...and five kids. What are you celebrating?
Cliff: Turn the TV off.
Theo: Okay, I'll turn it down.
Cliff: No...turn the TV OFF...
Theo: All the way?
(Theo pushes in the power knob.)
Cliff: Later...pull it back out...it comes back on!
Cliff (answering phone in hotel room): Hello....this better be necessary.... (Holding phone toward Clair) It's for you.
Kids voices' from phone: Good night, Mom. Don't bring home another baby!
Denise (as Theo heads toward the front door): You walk out that door and I'll tell Daddy you've been cutting pictures out of his medical books and selling them.
Clair: We are very fortunate to have the children, Cliff. Otherwise we wouldn't know the joy of leaving them home!
(Clair comes out of the bathroom in the hotel, Cliff has dozed off.)
Clair: Cliff...Cliff... (She shakes him.) CLIFF!!
Cliff: Huh, wha..how far apart are they???
Clair: That's not a very romantic line.
Cliff: Well, I didn't know we were going by a script, I thought we were making it up as we go along.
Cliff: I hereby declare 'You Are Not a Mother Night' to be officially started. Let the fun begin. (Clair playfully pats Cliff on the butt as he bends down to get the luggage.) Starting a little early, are we?
This was the fourth episode filmed, but it was aired later in the first season.
The sign outside Cliff's office still reads "Clifford Huxtable, M.D."
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