The Cosby Show

Season 1 Episode 11

You're Not a Mother Night

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Dec 06, 1984 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Mrs. Jennings: 21 years...and five kids. What are you celebrating?
      Cliff: Survival!

    • Cliff: Turn the TV off.
      Theo: Okay, I'll turn it down.
      Cliff: No...turn the TV OFF...
      Theo: All the way?
      (Theo pushes in the power knob.)
      Cliff: Later...pull it back comes back on!

    • Cliff (answering phone in hotel room): Hello....this better be necessary.... (Holding phone toward Clair) It's for you.
      Clair: Hello.
      Kids voices' from phone: Good night, Mom. Don't bring home another baby!

    • Denise (as Theo heads toward the front door): You walk out that door and I'll tell Daddy you've been cutting pictures out of his medical books and selling them.

    • Clair: We are very fortunate to have the children, Cliff. Otherwise we wouldn't know the joy of leaving them home!

    • (Clair comes out of the bathroom in the hotel, Cliff has dozed off.)
      Clair: Cliff...Cliff... (She shakes him.) CLIFF!!
      Cliff: Huh, far apart are they???

    • Clair: That's not a very romantic line.
      Cliff: Well, I didn't know we were going by a script, I thought we were making it up as we go along.

    • Cliff: I hereby declare 'You Are Not a Mother Night' to be officially started. Let the fun begin. (Clair playfully pats Cliff on the butt as he bends down to get the luggage.) Starting a little early, are we?

  • Notes

  • Allusions

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