The Cramp Twins

Lion Worrier: Wayne takes an interest to lions so he tames Mr Cramp to be a lion, so Wayne says he'll bring a lion into school which is Mr Cramp who believes he's a lion from Wayne's encouragement.''''Grandma Dearest: Wayne and Lucien spend a terrifying night at their Grandma's house.

Keith: Wayne builds and creates a new brother out of junk from the junkyard. He names him Keith.''''Mommy Boy: Mrs Cramp is away working on a cleaning job leaving Lucien to mother Wayne and Mr Cramp.

Tattoo Boy: Wayne gets Piteous Dave to give him tattoos.''''Cow Son: When Lucien has fun with Mr. Parsons, Tony gets jealous and they both tell him he needs to hang out with his own father.

Swampless: After a mix up with breakfasts that are for animals, Tony bans Lucien from the Swamp. Than Lucien grows his own alien type flies.''''Mummy Mania: Mrs. Cramp leaves, and Miss Hissy becomes their temporary mother.

Lice-ence to Kill: Mr. Winkle cheats to make a Lice outbreak so his products will sell. ''''Army of Wayne: Wayne gets punished by being put in charge of the kindergarten nursery. Wayne teaches the little children how to be like him, a monster.

Webcam Wayne: Wayne becomes a stuntman, and Lucien spies on him, and makes a website. Unfortunately, this makes Wayne popular.''''Swamp Curse: After Wendy and her mother insult Tony, he puts a curse on them. Later that day, there's a sewer flood in her house, the word soon gets out.

Bully For Wayne: A big bully moves in to Lucien and Wayne's school, rendering Wayne an amateur.
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''Agent W: A lady moves across the road, and the Cramp's (excluding Lucien) think she's a spy. Of course, apart from Lucien, none care how Agent X just comes in without using the door.

Count Crampula: Wayne thinks he's a vampire after seeing a movie.''''Naughty Nuptails: Tony says to Lucien that he's getting married to Missy Chris but Lucien says he can't but when he finds something strange about Missy he stops Missy Chris from being Missy Parsons.

Weepy Wayne: Wayne keeps on crying but why does he? Wayne never cries! Something must be bothering him, but who or what? ''''First Crusher: Lucien is being bothered by a girl who bosses him around school.

Wolfman Wayne: Wayne gets body hair and thinks he's growing into a werewolf.''''Shed Dead: After Mr. Cramp decides to give up riding the bucking bull after one fall too many, the rest of the family hatch a plan to get him back in the saddle.

Worm Funeral: Wayne plans a special ceremony to commemorate the life of Lucien's favourite pet worm.''''One Sock Wonder: Lucien decides on a purple-themed outfit - but one vital piece of clothing is missing.

Hotel Hysteria: After Mrs. Cramp suggests expanding the kitchen, Wayne's attempts at DIY end in disaster.''''Alien Glow: After seeing an alien invasion movie, Wayne becomes convinced that Soap City is being targeted by extraterrestrials.

Workout: The twins have to find a job for their school project on work.''''6th Senselessness: Tony tries to convince Lucien that he has psychic powers and can read Wayne's mind but Mari says it is just a coincidence.

Big Baby: A five-year-old cousin comes to stay, but insists on acting like a big baby.''''Ad Bad: Wayne causes a flood when he flushes Wendy's replica doll down the toilet.

Picket, Picket: Lucien investigates a number of accidents at Soap City.''''Sick Daze: Wayne tries to gain time off school by catching a cold.

Home on the Range: Lucien and Tony play a nasty trick on Wayne at the annual Haz Chem Country and Western barbecue.''''Holesome: Mrs. Cramp is determined to try out her new cleaner, but the rest of the family are not so willing.

No Means Yes: Strange family expects Lucien to play the part of their daughter on parent-teacher night.''''Spy's Pies: Mrs. Cramp competes to be the best homemaker.

Mr. Winkle's Monkey: Lucien "rescues" a monkey from the Haz Chem Soap Factory, only to discover it is actually Mr. Winkle's special pet.''''Wicked Wendy: A silent clown sets off Lucien's clown phobia and Wayne injures himself on a dangerous trampoline.

Date Dupe: Lucien is overjoyed when the new girl, Patsy McCloud, invites him to come over to her house.''''Agent X: Wendy Winkle kisses Wayne, leaving an indelible mark on his neck.

Petrified Poodles: Wendy asks Wayne to look after their animals when they go on holiday.''''Harp Wars: Wayne is given the harp to play in the school orchestra.

Twin Studies: A psychologist studies Wayne and Lucien to prove that all twins are alike.''''Birthday Blues: Wayne replaces Wendy's birthday present with a rusty engine block.

Swamp Fever: The city council decides to get rid of the swamp. But Lucien, Mari, and Tony want to save it. And the only way to is to show them a real live Hairy Marsh Snail.''''Kung Foolish: Lucien learns martial arts.

Fashion Passion: When Wayne turns up for the school photograph in mismatched clothes, the photographer declares him a cutting-edge trendsetter, and soon all the other children are desperate to copy his style. ''''Small Wonder: Tony thinks that he is shrinking. Lucien does by all means to make Tony grow.

Grandma's Piano: Mrs. Cramp's mother brings a baby grand piano when she visits.''''Guide Games: Flakes from the soap factory fall all over town.

Prize Swallow: Wayne uses a bird call whistle to attract the crested marsh swallow - and the Cramp family end up with a rooftop covered in birds!''''Ice Scream: Wendy Winkle discovers radishes.

The Bad Seed: Lucien thinks he was adopted.''''Rodeo Rita: Mr. Cramp's favorite country western singer comes to town.

Food Fight: Lucien undergoes a radical transformation when he switches breakfast cereals. How will Wayne cope with his cereal being secretly taken?''''Mari Mania: Mari goes to extreme lengths to avoid having her family photo taken.

Walk Like a Man: Lucien sneaks into Wayne's room and paints stubble on his face.''''Bouncy Bob: Lucien struggles to master a new skill.