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 Charles Napier |
Duke Phillips |
 Christine Cavanaugh |
Marty Sherman |
Doris Grau |
Doris Grossman |
Gerrit Graham |
Franklin Sherman |
 Jon Lovitz |
Jay Sherman |
Judith Ivey |
Eleanor Sherman |
Steve Allen |
Voice of Himself |
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 Brenda Vaccaro |
Voice of Ardeth |
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 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar |
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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions
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TRIVIA (14)
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Stores in the mall include:
- Literacy R Us
- Hey Judo
- Fat City for Morbidly Obese Men and Boys
- The Cheer Up Marty Store (Opens June 1997)
- Guitar World Long Haired Draft Dodger Proprietor -
The words in the doctor's crossword puzzle are:
- cars
- its
- Vladivostok
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The Easter Island kid's shirt during Field Day reads: "Island"
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During Field Day, Marty wears a USA shirt and is #12.
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Anthony Hopkins cooking apron, in the "Honey I Ate the Kids" parody, reads: "The Other White Meat"
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U.N. school banner reads: "Talent Show Shear Torture ! -Amnesty International"
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In the crowd of people protesting Jay Sherman, signs read: "Jay Sherman is not healthy for children and other living things" and "John 3:16"
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The sign on the Cheer Up Marty Store has a banner that reads: "Opens, June 1997"
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The Pope and Nelson Mandela are seen dancing together.
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Doctor's office door sign reads: "Dr. Martin Harvey Psychiatrist We Put the Pro in Prozac"
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Steve Allen's #3 selling book is entitled "Steve Allen's Advice to Marty."
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Jay and Marty eat at Two Guys in Hairnets Pizza restaurant.
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The Dryer Channel is winning the ratings during Jay's time slot.
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Jay's boxers read: "Rear Window."
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QUOTES (8)
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Psychiatrist: You sound like you need a vacation. May I suggest a Russian Pacific seaport, eleven letters.
Jay: Vladavostok?
Psychiatrist: Thank you!
Jay: Wait! Are you doing a crossword puzzle?!
Psychiatrist: Yes...how does that make you feel?
Jay: Irritated and outraged!
Psychiatrist: Thank you and thank you again!
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Jay: Mom. Dad. I never made you laugh.
Franklin: Well, I did chuckle a bit when you tried to eat that bird and fell over the cliff.
Eleanor: No Franklin, that was the Road Runner.
Jay: (sadly) No, that was me. -
Jay: Don't feel bad, son. I never won anything either.
Ardeth: Oh yeah? Didn't you win "biggest breasts" in that wet t-shirt contest? -
Jay: So you're not good at sports, we'll just have to find out what you are good at. In my case, it's complaining about movies that bring happiness to idiots.
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(Duke and Jay are watching The Dryer Channel which features video of a shoe in a dryer)
Jay: People watch this?
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Lawyer: Mr. Phillips, did you promise to pay a million dollars to whomever didn't laugh at Jay Sherman?
Judge: You don't have to answer that question.
Duke: I'll answer the question.
Judge: Don't answer that question.
Duke: Damn it, I'm gonna answer the question! Yes, I sold the mustard gas to Gadhafi!
Lawyer: Sir, this is the Jay Sherman trial...
Duke: I mean, uh, oh...mustard... gives me gas, as does taffy.
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Lawyer: (to Duke Phillips) You're refusing to pay the prize money you publicly offered. Isn't that just a tad disingenuous?
Duke: I don't believe you've met my lawyer.
Duke's Lawyer: Tad Disingenuous, attorney at law. -
News Reporter: ...Duke Phillips now owes the public hundreds of millions of dollars. Perhaps this will finally excise this cancerous tumor Duke Phillips from the American media scene. Jack Peters, Phillips Network News.
Duke: Hey, idiot, you're fired!
News Reporter: I'm off like a prom dress. (runs away)
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NOTES (1)
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Opening & Closing Gags
Phone Call: "Hoo-ha! Jay, it's Al Pacino. Hoo-ha! I can't stop saying Hoo-ha! Keep that in mind when you review my next movie, 'The Godfather Part Hoo-ha!' Hoo-ha."
Movie Parody: An alien head with another alien head inside its mouth comes out to frighten a women. The alien kisses the woman and she smiles. (Aliens 3)
Response to Usher: "But I have nowhere to go."
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ALLUSIONS (2)
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The Lion King
Jay reviews "The Maggot King." This is a spoof of Disney's 1994 film, The Lion King. -
Episode Title: "A Day at the Races and A Night at the Opera"
This is a combination of titles from two Marx Brothers films, A Day at the Races (1937) and A Night at the Opera (1935).
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