The Critic

Season 1 Episode 11

A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera

Aired Sunday 12:00 AM Jul 06, 1994 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Lawyer: Mr. Phillips, did you promise to pay a million dollars to whomever didn't laugh at Jay Sherman?
      Judge: You don't have to answer that question.
      Duke: I'll answer the question.
      Judge: Don't answer that question.
      Duke: Damn it, I'm gonna answer the question! Yes, I sold the mustard gas to Gadhafi!
      Lawyer: Sir, this is the Jay Sherman trial...
      Duke: I mean, uh, oh...mustard... gives me gas, as does taffy.
      Judge: I have the same trouble with fresh fruit.