Opening & Closing Gags
Phone Call: "Hello Jay, this is you doctor. We've been going over your X-rays, and it seems you're made entirely of cheese."
Movie Parody: A man hangs with one arm from the edge of a cliff. With the other arm he is struggling to hold a women. The women is holding a boy. The boy is holding a dog. The dog is holding a cat. The cat is holding a mouse. And finally, the mouse is holding a piece of cheese. (Cliffhanger.)
Response to Usher: "I'm stuck in the chair."