Jon Stewart: On Sunday all nine Republican candidates skipped church to take part in a forum on ABC's 'This Week'. The highlight: when George Stephanopolis asked this question.
George Stephanopolis (video): What is a defining mistake of your life and why?
Jon Stewart: And please, state your answers in bullsh*t form. And they obliged.
Ron Paul (video): I don't speak forcefully enough for the cause of liberty...
Tom Tancredo (video): It took probably thirty years before I realized that Jesus Christ is my personal savior.
Sam Brownback (video): Probably not telling my wife and kids and parents that I love 'em enough.
Jon Stewart: In Brownback's defense, his family is unlovable. Honestly, if they were to get one 'I love you' a year they owe this guy change.
Andy Samberg: (talking about the success of his SNL music video with Justin Timberlake) Like when you first get on the show or me and my buddies do stuff on the internet we get recognized sometimes, but it would be people, you know, people dressed like us, same kind of haircuts and stuff. And then you do like 'Dick in a box' and all of a sudden it's like midwestern housewives are like "I love 'Dick in a box'." And you're just like "Yes! New demo! (demographic)"
Jon Stewart: Do you think Oprah would ever do an episode on women who love 'Dick in a Box'?
Moment of Zen: Clip of CNN's report that as Bob Allen was being placed in the police car, he asked if being a state legislator would help.
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