(video montage of political pundits, dated from Fall 2007, proclaiming Hillary Clinton the frontrunner for the democratic ticket)
Jon Stewart: News pundits: they're like the dopplerless weathermen of our time.
(video montage of political pundits discussing historic democratic primary)
Jon Stewart: Yes, what would Lincoln say if he were here with us right now? Oh, Lincoln!
Abraham Lincoln impersonator: What the? By what sorcery have you brought me here and who are all these people? By what demon power have you made the sun shine so brightly indoors? Oh my lord, am I in some sort of theater? Is this a play? Not again! I hate theaters!
Jon Stewart: (to Barbara Walters) You have sat down with Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, Muammar al-Qadaffi, Star Jones . . . who is craziest?
Jon Stewart: (about John McCain's speech) It was going so well until his mouth ruined it for his face.
Moment of Zen: Clinton supporter on CNN saying that Clinton does not have to give up.
Aasif Mandvi and a Hillary Clinton supporter sing a few lines of "I Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty. Johnny Cash also recorded this song.
Jon Stewart says that Barack Obama could be, "the first African-American president since the 1st season of 24," referring to Dennis Haysbert's character in the Fox drama, President David Palmer.
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