Jon Stewart President Bill Clinton's prescription for 21st century America: Giving through charity and I believe if I may say, and I am paraphrasing here, ... naps!
Bill Clinton: Yeah. And both will make you happy!
Jon Stewart: The show did have some redeeming aspects. It taught decision making skills, like this classic puzzler.
Kid Nation Host: (clip) Which reward will you choose, outhouses or a television set?
Jon Stewart: Hmmmm. It's a tough call. A box filled with sh*t or an outhouse?
Bill Clinton (about Hillary): I'd be campaigning for her if we weren't married.
Jon Stewart (to Bill Clinton): We're gonna take a quick break, and when we come back, I'm gonna hit you with all the questions you don't want to answer.
(criticizing Bush's overreaction to Democrats new SCHIP health insurance bill)
Jon Stewart: Oh my God! They're gonna put Communism in our kids' drinking water! And inject 'em with the gay and load 'em onto Michael Moore and float 'em off to Cuba!
Jon Stewart: We've got a young kid on the show, an up-and-comer named Bill Clinton.
Moment of Zen: Bush answering a reporter's question on whether there's a risk of a recession in the economy: "You need to talk to economists. I think I got a B in Econ 101. I got an A however in keeping taxes low."
Jon mentions Simpsons character Lionel Hutz and shows a clip of him from an episode called Marge On The Lam. Lionel Hutz (voiced by the late Phil Hartman) was an extremely incompetent lawyer who did things like asking the judge for a "bad court thingy" instead of a mistrial.
Dan Bakkedahl: In Xanadu did Bakkedahl a stately pleasure dome decree, where Alph the sacred river ran . . .
This is a slight alteration of the first lines of Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poem Kubla Khan.
The caption "3'10 [as in 3 feet 10 inches] to Yuma" is a play on 3:10 To Yuma, a 2007 western movie starring Christian Bale and Russell Crowe.
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