Charlize Theron talks about her new movie Battle In Seattle.
Jon Stewart: Stephen!
Stephen Colbert: Not tonight. I have a headache.
Jon Stewart: What the hell? We do this like twice a week. Come on. Just a quicky. Come on.
Stephen Colbert: What can I say, Jon? I'm not in the mood.
Jon Stewart: Look, I'm sorry baby. Is there something I'm doing? Is there something bothering you?
Stephen Colbert: No.
Jon Stewart: Then, let's do this. Come on.
Stephen Colbert: You want to do the toss even though you know I don't want to do it. You're disgusting. I am going to sleep.
Jon Stewart: Great. That's just great. You know what. You go ahead and sleep and I'll just, like I always do, just go in the back and do the toss myself. (back to audience) I'm not even sure what we're talking about anymore.
Jon Stewart: Who is Stuart?
Charlize Theron: Stuart is Mr. Townshend who wrote and directed this film.
Jon Stewart: You go out with him. Dude, you totally banged the director to get a job in a film. That is so bogus.
Charlize Theron: What's new? That's what I do to get a job.
Jon Stewart: A sincere congratulations to everybody out there who pays taxes in the United States. We just bought an insurance company. Congratulations! AIG, we own 80% of the world's biggest insurance company now…and it only cost us, and this is the best news, $85 billion. If it keeps our government from socializing health care, I'm all for it.
Moment of Zen: Various republican representatives mocking democrat's energy bill, using words like "sham" and "charade"
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