Douglas Farah |
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Sen. John McCain |
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Samantha Bee |
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Jon Stewart: (to John McCain) There's no need to be honest with us, you're no longer on the Straight Talk Express.
Jon Stewart: Author Douglas Farah will be joining us, who wrote a book called Merchant of Death, kind of a light-hearted romp through the arms trade.
Samantha Bee: The school's opening was marred after its principal was accused of having ties to extremist groups and coming out in support of an 'Intifada NYC' t-shirt. She claims the word just means to 'shake off' in Arabic, just like jihad means struggle. As in, "Amir, intifada those crumbs off your shirt and let's jihad through chapter 3, we've really gotta martyr this vocabulary test."
Samantha Bee: Don't worry angry Americans, these foot baths aren't too culturally sensitive, the university plans to install them in that most sacred of Islamic facilities, unisex bathrooms, right next to the fishbowl of bacon and whiskey flavored condoms.
Moment of Zen: Clip of an ABC reporter asking General Petraeus how he feels "when [he's] alone and the quiet of the evening comes after the hectic time of the day".
Jon Stewart: I saw the VMAs. I thought Britney was great.
Britney Spears' so-called comeback at the MTV Video Music Awards on September 9, 2007 was widely mocked because she stumbled repeatedly during her dance routine, appeared to forget the words to her song as she lip-synched it and appeared generally dazed and confused.
The caption "Iraq Me Dave Petraeus" is a play on the song Rock Me Amadeus by the band Falco. whose song became a number one hit in 1986.
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