Tonight's Moment of Zen was a clip people enjoying the sight of a glacier in Argentina breaking apart and large pieces falling into the water.
Jon Stewart (about Queen Elizabeth's coming out of the castle on her 80th birthday): And finally, the big moment itself, the semi-annual airing out of the Queen.
Unidentified German Tourist (about curfews in Nepal): I think it's much better for tourists because we got a bus from the airport. And it's much better for you Nepalis because you are not allowed to go outside, and...
Jon Stewart: Well, that's one German tourist, clearly basing his itinerary on a popular guide book, Let's Go Be A Dick In Nepal.
George Bush: I believe that, uh, today's children will one day take their drivers test in a hydrogen powered pollution-free car.
Jon Stewart (in Bush's voice): And I believe teenagers will borrow those hydrogen cars from their future parents... without permission... and stay out past space-curfew. Robo-necking with their cyborg boyfriends. Heh heh. Thought of that when I was on a bicycle.
Jon Stewart: ...but there are other forms of government. Take monarchy: the absolute power over millions of people given by divine right. All want it, but only a handful earn the title of King or Queen by being smart enough....to come out of the right vagina.
Tonight's show featured a clip from The New Adventures of Captain Planet, with Captain Planet explaining what materials in out homes are made of wood.
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