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    rock_on7210

    [1]Apr 3, 2006
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    Mine are:

    - The one where Jon picks up a whole tray of biscuits with tea cups from behind his desk and started eating.
    - When Jon rubbed his nipples and said "totally running!"
    - When Ed Helmes walked outside the cold weather with nothing on but a white T-shirt that had a Canadian red maple leaf printed on it.
    - When Rob Corddry dressed up as **** on the streets and got booed.
    - When Jon said he was drunk and later on started yelling.
    - When Ed Helmes started skipping (on the streets).
    - The 911 comeback episode.
    - When Jon and Howard Stern started dancing (wich Jon's hands on Howard's butt).
    - When the Guest was "The Rock" and he let Jon hold the big machine gun but it was too heavy and Jon was... won over by gravity.
    - Jon's joke about how Steve said "So long, douche bag!!" to him when he left The Daily Show.
    - Jon's dicussion with guest, Billy Connolly, where they started to talk about p enises(out of nowhere).

    and so on...
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    TheDiamondDog

    [2]Apr 3, 2006
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    -Steven Colbert and the pornographers. "Did somebody order a pizza?"
    -Cordry as Hitler on the streets.
    -Jon acting like Pres. Bush.
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    rock_on7210

    [3]Apr 4, 2006
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    TheDiamondDog wrote:
    -Jon acting like Pres. Bush.


    Ah, I almost forgot about that one. "He he he..."

    Here's one from the Sharon Stone episode,



    Ha ha, he looked like he was about to vomit.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [4]Apr 4, 2006
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    Oh yeah. That was good.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [5]Apr 5, 2006
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    I like Cordry showing how he is a racist. And that long, long, looooooooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggg list.
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    rock_on7210

    [6]Apr 8, 2006
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    TheDiamondDog wrote:
    I like Cordry showing how he is a racist. And that long, long, looooooooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggg list.


    LMAO that was my favorite.





    (Sorry, I just learned how to print screen videos and I'm doing it to every videos )
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    dannynye1991

    [7]Apr 8, 2006
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    I haven't been watching these for much long (Well, i am 100% british beef) but i liked the one where they talked about Chaney being shot
    "Peppered... Peppered is something you do with a Caesar Salad! Cheney wasn't pepered the guy shot he dude" (Search for it on Youtube, i'll find it)
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    ClevelandRocker

    [8]Apr 8, 2006
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    [QUOTE="rock_on7210"]
    TheDiamondDog wrote:

    Oh great, now Mel's gonna go insane.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [9]Apr 9, 2006
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    Damn, the numbers from LOST. They're everywhere.

    Hey, he already hates Catholics. Guess he hates LOST fans. And I am sure I get more than 2 hits. I'd love to see that complete list. He must qualify himself for something.
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    thegarz

    [10]Apr 10, 2006
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    The wall-mart bit that Colbert did, on how Wal-Mart workers in canada wanted to raise theyre wages by 400 canadian a month, which allows them to buy a snickers and a coke.

    And the Michael Jackson trial when Helms said Michael has the advantage of being able to play the race cards.

    oh, and Jon rubbing his nipples is always funny
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    rock_on7210

    [11]Apr 10, 2006
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    rock_on7210 wrote:
    - When Rob Corddry dressed up as **** on the streets and got booed.


    Wow... They actually censored Hit-ler. They censored HITLAR. Phucking H*TLER!!!!! Why not censor Jesus? Why not George Bush? HI*LER!?

    These people are... Fill in the blank.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [12]Apr 11, 2006
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    rock_on7210 wrote:
    rock_on7210 wrote:
    - When Rob Corddry dressed up as **** on the streets and got booed.


    Wow... They actually censored Hit-ler. They censored HITLAR. Phucking H*TLER!!!!! Why not censor Jesus? Why not George Bush? HI*LER!?

    These people are... Fill in the blank.


    I can't believe it either. He might be the most horrible man ever to live, but we can still say his name. I tried it, and they kept censoring me. Maybe they feel it'll offend some.
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    rock_on7210

    [13]Apr 11, 2006
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    TheDiamondDog wrote:
    rock_on7210 wrote:
    rock_on7210 wrote:
    - When Rob Corddry dressed up as **** on the streets and got booed.


    Wow... They actually censored Hit-ler. They censored HITLAR. Phucking H*TLER!!!!! Why not censor Jesus? Why not George Bush? HI*LER!?

    These people are... Fill in the blank.


    I can't believe it either. He might be the most horrible man ever to live, but we can still say his name. I tried it, and they kept censoring me. Maybe they feel it'll offend some.


    We should notify The Daily Show, it's things like these that are worth making fun of
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    TheDiamondDog

    [14]Apr 11, 2006
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    rock_on7210 wrote:
    TheDiamondDog wrote:
    rock_on7210 wrote:
    rock_on7210 wrote:
    - When Rob Corddry dressed up as **** on the streets and got booed.


    Wow... They actually censored Hit-ler. They censored HITLAR. Phucking H*TLER!!!!! Why not censor Jesus? Why not George Bush? HI*LER!?

    These people are... Fill in the blank.


    I can't believe it either. He might be the most horrible man ever to live, but we can still say his name. I tried it, and they kept censoring me. Maybe they feel it'll offend some.


    We should notify The Daily Show, it's things like these that are worth making fun of


    Seriously.
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    garageland

    [15]Apr 23, 2006
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    -the one where they talk about how the prince of england might be gay but steven can't say it because of englands anti-slander laws.

    -the guy with the anti-clinton museum.

    -The guy who said he was a "conservative punk".

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    ClevelandRocker

    [16]Apr 23, 2006
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    garageland wrote:

    -the one where they talk about how the prince of england might be gay but steven can't say it because of englands anti-slander laws.

    I like to imagine TCR doing a bit where Russ Leiber uses that clip "unedited", but of course edited, to make Colbert appear gay.

    Russ (voiceover): Stephen Colbert says that he is against gay marriage. However, as the following unedited clip shows, maybe he is more than just ambiguous...

    Stephen: Big Ben behind me. This is a story I could really wrap my hands around. I mean, I'd love to grab this story by the hilt and work this story long and hard, maybe teasing you with a few details. Make you beg for the story until it builds into a huge climax and explodes all over the front pages! WHOO!

    Jon: Why don't you just come out and... had a gay experience?

    Stephen: Yes I have, Jon.

    [Steven sticks banana in, out, and in his mouth]

    [Jon looks at Steven weirdly; that's his weird face]

    Stephen: If you would excuse me, I have been invited to grouse hunting party. It’s just a few dozen men and stable boys. All of us in kilts, naturally. Taking a few yards of ale and here’s the fun part, Jon! Whoever shoots the fewest grouse has to go through the spanking machine!

    Jon: Stephen, I have to say that story (or what I’ve heard of it) all sounds pretty gay.

    Russ (voiceover): Pretty gay indeed. Republicans, is this who you want as your spokesman?

    (voiceover): Paid for by the Mass for Grass campaign.

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    TheDiamondDog

    [17]Apr 23, 2006
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    garageland wrote:

    -the one where they talk about how the prince of england might be gay but steven can't say it because of englands anti-slander laws.

    -the guy with the anti-clinton museum.

    -The guy who said he was a "conservative punk".

    Conservative punk?

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    garageland

    [18]Apr 25, 2006
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    yeah, there was a guy who thought bush was punk be cause he didn't listen to the UN.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [19]Apr 25, 2006
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    garageland wrote:
    yeah, there was a guy who thought bush was punk be cause he didn't listen to the UN.

    Well, if that makes you punk, not listening to a person, than everyone is punk.  How crazy that person was.  Can Bush go against society?  He is it.

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    dribble_spark

    [20]May 4, 2006
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    Thats ridiculous, and hypocritical. So: you can't even say H1tler, but if you're a level 3 on this site you're a 'soup nazi' (yes I know its a sienfeld thing)
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