Jon Stewart: It's been said that no matter where in the world you are, you can always tell a Taliban U graduate. But you can't tell him much, 'cause he's in little pieces scattered all over the pavement.
Jon Stewart (about Obama ringtones): Finally, a way for political candidates to annoy you while you're at a restaurant or movie theater!
Moment of Zen: CNN reporter commenting on how good Mitt Romney looks, sounds, and smells.
The story about the graduation ceremony for suicide bombers has the caption "Oh, The Places You'll Blow!" This is a play on the title of Oh, The Places You'll Go! by Dr. Suess.
The story about the decreasing height of Americans has the caption "Get Shorty," which is the title of a 1995 movie starring John Travolta, Danny DeVito and Gene Hackman. The movie was based on an Elmore Leonard novel with the same title.