Tonight's Moment of Zen was a clip of someone being interviewed on FOX News having trouble with his ear piece.
Stephen Colbert: Up next, dragons. Could they be tickling your cotton candy? An exclusive basketball you won't want to giggle. Plus, I sit down for strawberry ice cream with Cinderella. What does she really think about poopy pants? A revealing look at the crayon behind the pickles. All that on The Colbert Underwear. Coming up, five weeks from Tuesday. Zach...
Jon Stewart: Stephen, uhh... did you uh... let your kids mad-lib the tease again?
Stephen Colbert (smiling): No, Jon. Umm.. that was actually the work of today's guest mad-libber, novelist, Toni Morrison.
Crotchety Old Man: In my day, we locked the Asians up in camps.
Crotchety Old Man (to Hillary Clinton): That makeup makes you look like a whore.
John & Jerry
This title graphic referring to John McCaine and Jerry Fallwell is a reference to the popular cartoon series, Tom & Jerry.