Jon Stewart: The winner of course goes on to face the Republican winner Senator John McCain who spent last night, most likely giggling like a gorilla watching a cat play with string while resting his aching balls in a chilled bowl of Howard Dean's tears.
(features clips that discuss Clinton's viability in election)
Jon Stewart: So, what it comes down to is that you would win the nomination if Democrats were Republicans. That sounds like one tremendous "if u" to the process.
Jon Stewart: Look, up in the air! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's super delegates!
Hillary Clinton: (clip) The tide is turning.
Jon Stewart: The tide is turning! Wow, that gives her six hours till it turns back again. It's the tide, it's controlled by the moon. Unless, (screaming) oh my god, she is going to destroy the moon! Run Moony!
Moment of Zen: FOX news "reporters" saying that Pennsylvania solved nothing.
User Score: 863
User Score: 22718
User Score: 12509
User Score: 2654
User Score: 1838
User Score: 1429
User Score: 1324
User Score: 329
User Score: 220
User Score: 184