The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Season 12 Episode 113

Jodie Foster

Aired Weekdays 11:00 PM Sep 11, 2007 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Jon Stewart: The General had a cautionary word for those who are impatient with the surge.
      General David Petraeus: (clip) Our experience in Iraq has repeatedly shown that projecting too far into the future is not just difficult, it can be misleading and even hazardous.
      Jon Stewart: Don't criticize the surge because no one can know what's going to happen, unless your talking about not sticking with the surge.
      General David Petraeus: (clip) A rapid withdrawal would disintegration of Iraqi security forces...rapid deterioration of local security in Iraq regaining lost ground...a marked increase in violence...further ethno-sectarian displacement...and exacerbation of already challenging regional dynamics, especially with respect to Iran.
      Jon Stewart: (appears confused) But that's what happened when we went into Iraq. Wait a minute, going in is the same as leaving. My God it's a wormhole! No wonder we can't do it. It's a Moebius Strip. If you go in it's a disaster, if you leave it's a disaster, M.C. Escher, help me.