Rep. Todd Akin (R) Missouri: Could you picture Davy Crockett at the Alamo looking at his Blackberry, getting a message from Congress, "Davy Crockett, we support you, the only thing is were not gonna send any troops." I'm sure that would really be impressive to Davy Crockett.
Jon: Barbara Walters on Friday beat up a homeless man in front of the studio.
Meredith Vieria: Was that an ex-husband?
Jon: Was it easier to get up at three every morning or easier facing Star Jones every morning?
Meredith Vieria: Getting up at three! (laughs) No, I like Star.
Moment of Zen: Bad Iraq war analogies.