Michael Moore reveals that he was suppose to go on Larry King live that night. However he was "bumped" by Paris Hilton's appearance.
Lewis Black: You know what a fake news show on Fox News should give you, real news.
Rudy Giuliani (clip): If this is a one issue election, it's about remaining on offense against terrorists.
Jon Stewart: And if this is a two issue election, I'm going to lose.
Michael Moore: It's not the government that's bad, it's the people we elect that don't run it right.
Jon Stewart: By the way, the Vice President's blood type? B-extremely negative.
Moment of Zen: The remaining Beatles jamming on CNN with Larry King.