(Describing chick-sexing, determining the sex of a young baby chicken)
Mike Rowe: The sexual organs of a chick are in its bottom, its ass. And it gets worse because their microscopic and only the trained vision can catch it. So the job goes like this, you walk into a room, there drafting tables set up, there's a naked light bulb hanging over the table, there 80,000 recently hatched chicks in the room, five Asian men, don't ask me why, that's another story, are hunched over the table, and with the speed of an insane blackjack dealer, they're going through these chicks and they're squeezing the poo out of them and looking in their assh%*&s, to see if they're a boy or girl. The air is filled with poo and dander, its like a German porno.
Sen. Chris Dodd (D-CT) (clip): As President, I'm gonna finish the job that Harry Truman started in 1948.
Jon Stewart: Vote Chris Dodd for President, he will unite Korea!
Moment of Zen: Rep Dennis Kucinich repeating "Crown thy good, America."
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