Moment of Zen:
Senator John McCain angrily gripes about earmarks
Lewis Black: Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's so fucking worth it.
Lewis Black: It's nice to know in times like these, we as a country fallback on what we do best, eating and drinking ourselves to death and shooting anyone who tries to stop us.
Jon Stewart: My archnemesis, James Francis McMasters Cramer the IV, the Ayatollah of Payolla, Duke Sellington, the annoying guy with the money show.
Jon Stewart: It's the inevitable consummation of this largely manufactured battle between a man who makes people laugh for a living and whatever people think I do.
Jon Stewart: They're like Goose and Maverick.
Goose and Maverick were the call signs of two F-14 pilots (played by Anthony Edwards and Tom Cruise, respectively) in the 1986 action movie Top Gun.
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