This episode marks John McCain's 10th appearance on The Daily Show.
Senator John McCain: I would close Guantanamo Bay and I would declare that we never torture another person in American custody.
Jon Stewart (to John McCain): You're running for President, you're in the Senate, you're writing books. Do you hate your family? What's going on?
Senator John McCain: Jack Bauer and I have a lot in common.
Jon Stewart: Are you fictional, sir?
Jon Stewart: To every lead-crusted plaything, there's a silver lining.
Jon Stewart: Senator John McCain will be in the studio tonight, making his 250th appearance. One more, and he gets to host. And I get to go to the Senate. "And the distinguished gentleman from New Jersey votes that we all pull down our pants and photocopy our asses!"
Moment of Zen: CNN explains the meaning behind Karl Rove's nickname, Turd Blossom.
Jon Stewart (about John McCain's latest book): Is Voldemort in this one?
Lord Voldemort is an evil wizard who appears in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books and the movies based on them. Stewart also mentioned Voldemort during the previous episode when referring to Stephen F. Hayes' book about Dick Cheney.
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