Jon Stewart: Sir, we are concerned that ultimately, at the end of the day, if you are fortunate enough to get the democratic nomination, fortunate enough to become President of the United States, will you pull a bait and switch, sir, and enslave the white race? Is that your plan? If it is your plan, be honest. Tell us now.
Barack Obama: That is not our plan but I think your paranoia might make you suitable as a debate moderator.