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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Season 12 Episode 41

Senator John Kerry

Aired Weekdays 11:00 PM Mar 26, 2007 on Comedy Central
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Senator John Kerry
Tonight, Senator John Kerry promotes his new book, This Moment on Earth: Today's New Environmentalists and Their Vision for the Future.

Jon begins the show with a look at CNN's Rick Sanchez experiencing what it would be like to fall off a cruise ship and survive floating in the water for a whole hour. Jon then talks with Tehran Bureau Chief John Oliver about Iran taking 15 British sailors hostage in "Showdown in Crisisland". Finally, Lewis Black in Back in Black looks at the good news explosion coming out of Iraq such as tattoos now being legal and a group promoting bird watching.moreless

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      • Lewis Black: The White House always complains that the liberal media never shows the good news coming out of Iraq. So tonight I'm gonna set things right with my new feature: Lewis Black's Iraq Good News Explosion! First bit of good news: The United Nations is back in Iraq. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon met with Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, it was the first visit to Iraq from a top U.N. official in over a year and half. He was feted with the official Iraqi greeting. [Video: Ki-moon ducking when explosion is heard] That's Hail to the Chief in bomb! By the way, keep your eyes on Prime Minister Maliki, during the explosion he didn't even move! Not only didn't he blink, his white noise machine plays AK-47 bursts. But tonight's all about good news, like tattoos. For decades under Saddam they were punishable by death, but now the only tough part is picking out a design. Let's see, should I get "Mom" or "Death to America." I'd go with "Death to America," you never know how your feelings for your mom might change. This lovestruck Iraqi decided to get his girlfriends initials on his chest.

        Video: voice of Kyra Phillips: Does Doha know you're doing this? He explains after we get married I'll show her what I did for her.]

        Lewis: After!? How are we supposed to help people who don't even know you get tattoos to get laid, not married! And there's good news for Iraqi nature lovers, a newly formed conservation group called Nature Iraq had published the country's first ever bird guide. Yes, what a great place to go birding! Hey Malik, what say we throw on some camouflage, grab some high powered binoculars and go lurk. What could go wrong? Still, you have to admire the optimism. Imagining a day when Iraqi's would want to see something flying towards them in the air. Alas, the war has wreaked havoc on several of the birds, especially the common pigeon. It's now endangered because ever since we invaded they no longer have any good places to sh*t.

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