(Speaking about Senator Stevens' speech about Net Neutrality)
Jon Stewart: Privately, can you pull senator Stevens aside and go "it's not really, literally, tubes?"
John McCain: I wouldn't want to disillusion him.
Moment of Zen: Clip of the contestants from Israel and Lebanon from the Miss Universe pageant.
Stephen Colbert: Do it to Julia!
In an attempt to end the torture of skim milk in his coffee, Stephen quotes Winston Smith in George Orwell's 1984, when Smith was trying to end the tortures to which he was subjected in Room 101 of the Ministry of Truth. In the book, Julia is Smith's lover, confidant, and comrade in trying to maintain their humanity in the dystopian society in which they live.
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