Aasif Mandvi |
Correspondent (Season 11+) |
Jon Stewart |
Host (Season 4+) |
Rob Riggle |
Correspondent (Season 11+) |
Steve Carell |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Jon Stewart: The Gaza Strip, to a lucky few its the least popular gentleman's club, ever.
(Showing photographs of Fatah members in Mahmoud Abbas' office)
Jon Stewart: Here they are drinking in the office drinking Abbas' water, sitting at his desk, and talking on his phone. What a totally lame way to humiliate your enemy! "I'm in your office, dude! You will kneel before us, for I am changing your filing system!"
Condoleezza Rice (clip): What we are seeing here, in a sense, is the birth pangs of a new Middle East.
Jon Stewart: Birth pangs! Which begs the question, where is this f-cking baby already!?
Moment of Zen: Fox News interviews real life super heroes.
Rob Riggle mentions that Jon Stewart played "bad guy number three in The Faculty." The Faculty is a 1998 science fiction movie about students who discover that their teachers are in fact sinister aliens. Jon's character was named Professor Edward Furlong.
Aasif Mandvi: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray . . . Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide, JFK blown away, what else do I have to say, Jon?
These are verses from Billy Joel's hit song, "We Didn't Start The Fire." Indeed, when Jon asks if this isn't awfully far to go for democracy, Aasif replies, "Hey, we didn't start the fire! Well, actually, we did."
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S 18 : Ep 115
Aired 5/16/13
S 18 : Ep 114
Aired 5/15/13
S 18 : Ep 113
Aired 5/14/13
S 18 : Ep 112
Aired 5/13/13
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